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How to Get Rid of Girlfriends

November 21st, 2009 by admin
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Simon and GarfunkelA few years back Simon and Garfunkel performed a song called "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Lover." Although the song was musically satisfying, it sadly did not list the fifty ways. A close look at the lyrics reveals only three solid suggestions. They are: drop off the key, slip out the back, and hop on a bus. If the truth be told, those three are really all part of one very common way of getting rid of your girlfriend. It is known as the “cut and run” method. This method has several drawbacks in that if you share mutual friends, they will have to "choose a side" and you both can end up loosing friends in the process. One thing's for sure though; you will gain an enemy. There is a better way.

 

Sometimes things just do not work out in relationships. Part of the problem is that romance usually begins in a blinding blaze of passion. It is not necessarily a time when your brain is acting in a reasonable fashion. The passion eventually wears off and the time comes when you have to take a serious and thoughtful look at the relationship. It is helpful when this happens to have an understanding of exactly why you have a girlfriend in the first place. It is also important to define just what exactly a girlfriend is. Girlfriends are not friends that happen to be girls. That is something different. There is a much more intimate relationship involved here. It is easy to lose sight of the fact that we are all engaging in an elaborate courting ritual and its ultimate goal is usually to find a lifelong partner.

The Clean Break

If you are looking for a life long partner, you’re bound to work through a few women in your search (For pointers on searching, read the Top 10 ways to find the person of your dreams). It is very possible that somewhere along the line you will come to the conclusion that your current girlfriend is not really what you had in mind. So now you have to get rid of her, this is the time to think ahead. Do not be short-sighted because it's easier than you think to cause a mess worthy of daytime television.
    Talking in restaurant
  1. Choose the Right Place. It is not a good idea to pick out the most romantic place you can find to break the news. Taking a girl out to a romantic place is going to prime her for something totally different than a talk about how you have determined that you just are not all that much "in to her" anymore, regardless of how honest that might be. On the other hand, an email or text message on her cell phone is not good either. If you really want her gone, you need to do it face to face so she can have closure and begin putting it behind her. A public place works best because it will usually act to restrain her from making a big scene. You also want to make sure she has her own way home.
  2. Take The Blame. One of the biggest problems people (both men and women) have these days is a selfish and weak tendency to blame everything that goes wrong on someone or something else. Don’t destroy the poor girls self esteem, or cause her to react with anger and become defensive. Tell her she didn’t do anything wrong, and that it is all your fault. The fact is, she is going to blame you anyway, and if you wanted to argue with her, you might as well not even bother breaking up.
    3. Drunk
  3. Be Strong. Breaking up needs to be an all or nothing deal. You are not going to be able to get rid of her if your suggestion is to slow down. Ex-lovers are a bit like alcohol in this respect. You need to stop completely. If you decide to take a little sip on a slow Saturday night, you are going to get hooked again, and she is going to be bugging you trying to get more face time. As you’re breaking it off with her and taking the blame, explain clearly that there is nothing that she or anyone else can do to reverse the decision. Then you have to be strong and stick with it. If you part amicably and decide to remain friends, that’s great but tell her that you still need complete separation for a while, even if she gets angry at this – stick to it!
    4. Walking
  4. Stay Away. Now that you've broken the news, taken the blame, and showed her there is no hope of rekindling the relationship you should stay away from her and have absolutely no contact. If you decided to part as friends, she still needs time to stop thinking of you as her lover and move on, and you need to make sure that she gets it or you’re not going to be friends. Start talking again too early and she’ll want to fall back on old habits, and all it takes is a single moment of weakness for you to either give in or tell her off. Let her start dating again and find another boyfriend while you go out and start dating other women and once you think enough time has passed then shoot her an email to test the waters and if she’s still friendly then take it slow and ease back into a normal friendship.
This method works well with mature, self-confident women but it does have one serious drawback. Some women will become obsessed with you and simply not allow you to stay away. She may start stalking you through your circle of friends, showing up at your work, or threatening you. If this happens, you need to think strategically or soon you just might find yourself on the Jerry Springer show. You need to get her to stop as soon as possible, and only you know what the fastest way to do this is. Sit down by yourself or with a friend who can remain serious and examine her actions. Contrast her actions against what you know of her personality and past. Make a plan that will cause her to loose interest – you already know that forcefulness only made her more determined so you need to hatch a plan that will cause her to loose interest of her own volition. Be very careful here, it’s easy to go overboard – and if you do then you may be facing a whole lot of obsessive hate instead of a whole lot of obsessive love. Don't piss her off, just create the right conditions for her to 'decide' that you're no longer worth her obsession.

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    1. Jose Camaron Says:
      June 14th, 2009 at 9:44 am

      For God’s sake, the word is “lose”, not “loose”. “Loose” refers to a different kind of girl.

      The only place that you spelled it correctly was in the title of the Simon and Garfunkel song. And that wasn’t even right because the song is “Fifty Ways to LEAVE Your Lover.”

    2. jarrod Says:
      October 18th, 2008 at 3:14 am

      i just want to do it with my girl now i dont want to date her…. i want to do it with her and other girls…. i dont know what to do. i like her but i like other girls better. what do i do. awwwwww!

    3. Bruce Says:
      October 1st, 2008 at 6:29 am

      This all may work in some situations but I have a much diffrent problem. My girlfriend has lived with me for 1 1/2 year, she has 2 kids, one 5 and another 10, both are in school. She has no friends, nowhere to go, is working but can’t seam to hold down a job, poor with money. She is 30 and I am 46. I have tried everything, taken the blame, told her it was over in a rage arguement, in a cool discussion and she just don’t get it.

    4. tips from a girl Says:
      August 5th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

      Just tell her the truth and be honest no matter what. Things like sleeping with her best friend are only going to hurt her, and take away the person that she needs to cry to most.

      Tell her it’s over, be there for her while she cries and don’t kick her out until she’s not crying so much that it’s unsafe for her to drive or anything. Help her pack her things. Give her a hug and let her know that you won’t be answering the phone if she calls because you’ll be out with the guys. And actually go out with the guys. And if the relationship was over a year long, wait for at least two months before publicly dating someone else.

    5. freedomfighter Says:
      August 5th, 2008 at 5:52 am

      tell her that her mom has a nice butt

    6. nick Says:
      July 6th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

      start a fight with a mate and start fighting over another girl
      or just say im not gay but ill learn

    7. lolz Says:
      June 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

      when she call yur hse just say she called the wrong person

    8. zzzzzzzzz Says:
      June 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am

      lie to her that he wil go to another country and live there,then sell yor hse and buy another 1

    9. Niceguy Says:
      May 28th, 2008 at 8:17 am

      First
      Be really cruel to her, show her no affection.
      Second
      Tell her you want an orgy with her mum and dad.
      Third
      Simply pee on her breakfast while she watches.
      Exactly what i did.

    10. Captain Geoff Says:
      April 20th, 2008 at 12:23 am

      Make a clean break, move on and delete all ph numbers, msgs photo’s etc of her. It’ll just make you want to call her on a drunken night out if you don’t.

    11. Long Beach Boy Says:
      April 18th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

      just tell her that she doesnt know how to sex you right…or tell her that her sister has way more experience than her.

    12. aztec warrior Says:
      April 10th, 2008 at 12:57 am

      ok fellas what you need to do is call her best friend go out for some drinks and then go back to her place and start to fornicate lol but see while all this is taking place call your girl and tell her to come pick you up and that the door is open so while your ya know she walks in to your elaborate plan and she will eithr join in kill you or leave you

    13. do this Says:
      April 7th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

      i agree with phil if you have a stupid girl, you never know

    14. Dryan Says:
      February 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am

      Be a man about it and Just tell them the truth and move on with your life. resorting to tricks,pranks, and lies lead me to believe you have no idea what love is to begin with.

    15. phil Says:
      February 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm

      tell her that you are renouncing and you’re gunna become a monk, and attachments are strictly forbidden.

    16. A perfectly intelligent woman most of the time Says:
      January 10th, 2008 at 8:52 am

      I hope that =Lamb_Of_God= tired…so very tired has gotten out of that deal by now. If not, as long as you live with her parents, you are asking for whatever you get. You have the job and the money - MOVE OUT!!

    17. A perfectly intelligent woman most of the time Says:
      January 10th, 2008 at 8:46 am

      Here’s what made me give up on someone I’ve known and loved for 30 years- within one week… he stood me up, didn’t wish me a happy birthday, didn’t say Merry Christmas, gave me a $25.00 WalMart gift card 2 days after Christmas when I gave him a thoughtful gift, told me that I shouldn’t ask his friend what was going on, got mad when I cried, told me that if I didn’t know, I didn’t need to know, didn’t spend New Year’s Eve with me.

      Just for the record, I spent New Year’s eve and the next day with his friend!

    18. JLo Says:
      November 20th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

      I tried everything **** even going with another girl nothing.But what did work was that i left to a “meeting” and she called and heard me with her friend, and now im single!

    19. Woody Says:
      November 9th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

      I tried all of the above suggestions with no luck. Finally, I made a graph, posted it on the wall next to the scale with a pencil hanging on a string. She was required to weigh in twice a day as I watched and she then plotted her weight on the graph. If her plots did not meet with the unattainable and predetermined expectations as shown by the declining line on the graph, she got a look of disgust or whatever seemed just. After four and a half years of this routine, she finally got enough. I’m free!

    20. melinda Says:
      October 8th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

      alpha male, the only way you can get out of that relationship would be getting dirt on your partner. Then you would be even. Neither one of you would want to **** the other one off. If it is that serious then you need to come clean. Then he wouldn’t have anything to hold over your head.He knows what he is doing, that is why he keeps threatening you.

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